"M is not my friend anymore. My arm touched her arm when we were reading and she started yelling at me. I don't know why. She probably won't even invite me to her birthday party anymore and I wouldn't go anyways even if she did. I learned this from my sister - Treat people the way you want to be treated. So if she wants to be mean and not like me than I'm going to do the same to her."
Oh. I think something about the Golden Rule was a little lost in the translation. Soooo close. I almost thought I was doing a good job there for a second. I was almost touched.