AN OPEN LETTER TO:
Britney and Paris:
We get it. Now STOP.
Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dina:
It's called ANONYMOUS for a reason.
Stop blabbing your daughter's business all over the tabloids for money.
And PS... You're not as young or famous as you'd like to think.
Tums:
Thanks.
I haven't been feeling so well lately.
I think I'm becoming a bit lactose intolerant?
Steven:
You make the work day less monotonous.
The week you were gone everyone thought I was in a coma.
Don't leave me again!
94.7FM:
STOP playing Dominic the Donkey.
That song is funny exactly ONE time per year.
Nothing more than that.
myspace:
I tried to hate you, but I just can't.
*MWAH*
My Readers:
Is anybody out there?
Drop me a comment.
It encourages me to write more.
Peace out.
LOL!! I haven't heard Dominic the Donkey this year. But I'm boycotting a certain North Texas station because I KNOW I'll hear "Christmas Shoes" a million times if I tune in. So I just won't. :)
ReplyDeletewandered over here from the chang gang blog. love the way you write, enjoyed reading your blog!
ReplyDeletei love that you love myspace!!! ha ha ha ha... (evil laughter).
ReplyDeleteI'm here. And although I have nothing spectacular to comment on...I don't want to be accused of being a stalker who doesn't comment! Keep writing...please...
ReplyDeleteI'm out here!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think Dominic the Donkey is EVER ok. But you knew that.
Keep blogging it gives me something to do at work.