An Open Letter To.........
LINDSAY LOHAN: Tell me that this lawsuit is all just some publicity stunt, and that you don't really think the e*trade commercial had anything to do with you?! Because if you did, I don't even know where to start. Crazy narcissistic fool.
MEDIA: I don't care if Tiger cheated or not. As long is he didn't cheat on me. So stop chasing him everywhere. Nobody cares.
SPRING: Where the heck are you?? Let's do this thing already!!
TIM BURTON: Stop making movies that make me pee my pants and have lifelong recurring nightmares. And no, adding 3D doesn't make it better. It makes it creepier. Yikes!!
BANANAS: No worries. You will be yummy muffins in the morning. Mmmm.
NBC: Wow. You really messed up. But I would like to thank you for the fact that Conan's Twitter feed is now one of my favorites. He's even funnier now than ever.
COMCAST: I'm not buying it. I think "xfinity" really means "we are charging you more for the same thing."
U-VERSE: Any time. Really. Anytime you want to round the corner and be available in my neighborhood is more than fine with me.
AGAIN TO MY READERS: Thanks so much for reading and commenting. I appreciate you taking the time to stop by my little corner of the interwebs.
