open letters

AN OPEN LETTER TO:

Britney and Paris:
We get it. Now STOP.

Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dina:
It's called ANONYMOUS for a reason.
Stop blabbing your daughter's business all over the tabloids for money.
And PS... You're not as young or famous as you'd like to think.

Tums:
Thanks.
I haven't been feeling so well lately.
I think I'm becoming a bit lactose intolerant?

Steven:
You make the work day less monotonous.
The week you were gone everyone thought I was in a coma.
Don't leave me again!

94.7FM:
STOP playing Dominic the Donkey.
That song is funny exactly ONE time per year.
Nothing more than that.

myspace:
I tried to hate you, but I just can't.
*MWAH*

My Readers:
Is anybody out there?
Drop me a comment.
It encourages me to write more.

Peace out.