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My uncle once: lived in a house with hundreds of bats in the attic that would swoop outside at dusk.
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Never in my life: have I jumped out of an airplane. But I would consider it.
3.
When I was five: Ian was my best friend and we would play outside until dark everyday.
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High School is/was: a time when I did a lot of changing.
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My parents are: starting to realize that I am an adult.
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I once met: Ed Robertson in a casino. I blabbered like an idiot.
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There's this girl I know who: is a pathological liar.
8.
Once, at a bar: I drunkenly knocked over a barstool in front of my boyfriend’s father.
9.
Last night: I didn’t get much sleep.
10.
Next time I go to church: will be in search of a new church home.
11.
When I turn my head left, I see: what looks like a beautiful spring day, even though it is the middle of January.
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When I turn my head right, I see: a big pile of scrapbook supplies.
13.
How many days until my birthday?: 135.
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If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: killed in the end over a big misunderstanding a la Juliet.
15.
By this time next year: I will be planning for the next phase in my life.
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A better name for me would be: something people could spell on the first try.
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I have a hard time understanding: why things never seem to get better.
18.
If I ever go back to school I: would have surely lost my mind, since I haven’t really left yet.
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You know I like you if: I pick on you.
20.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Whoever was giving the award.
21.
Take my advice: Don’t waste time. Do it NOW.
22.
My ideal breakfast is: pancakes piled high with butter and syrup. Bacon and sausage. Chocolate milk and coffee.
23.
If you visit my hometown: please tell me where it is.
24.
Why won't someone: make fat free / calorie free / full taste Snickers bars?
25.
If you spend the night at my house: watch out for the early morning gremlins who have absolutely no respect for the sleeping.
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I'd stop my wedding: to take in every moment before it passed me by.
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The world could do without: hate.
28.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get up early in the morning. I am NOT a morning person.
29.
Paper clips are more useful than: my shoe rack.
30.
If I do anything well, it is: making people laugh.
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And by the way: I need my friends more than they realize. Life is short. Don’t waste any precious moments.
