the worst thursday thunks ever (according to kimber)

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 3000 and the color grape ape.


1. Are your ears dirty?
No. And it is one of those things that I notice and really grosses me out in other people.

2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
I'm going to go with the scorpion. Mostly because I would pee my pants in fear just being around the snake. Yikes!

3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
Kind of. Repetitive noise really tweaks my nerves more than loud noise though.

4. PETA- thoughts on this org.? I would never be a member.

5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Loch Ness! Finding Nessie would be very cool!

6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?
I have such public toilet paranoia. Even this question makes me nervous. I would move to a clean one for sure. I avoid cleaning after others as much as possible in there. Blech!!!

7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Not a thing. They put up with my noise, and I put up with there's. If I knew them I might wander over and join in. There was a noisy party bonfire a week or two ago with karaoke. I just laughed and sang along.

8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
I do! The latest version that I play is Wii. It is a lot of fun!

9. Are you a remote hog?
Totally. Were you going to touch it? Cuz don't. It's mine.

10. Do you like the smell of paint?
I wouldn't say I like it. I don't hate it either.

11. My questions obviously suck this week. {I've had a bad week.} So do you think Kimber should have...
~smoked pot before doing these questions? if she wanted to.
~drank liquid courage? Always.
~begged Berleen to do them (she's better at them anyhow)? Nah. Tit for tat, right? ~just piss off! I could have done better! This meme is always a favorite! Keep it going!

tumbling down and through the looking glass

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People (but don't say their name).

1. I love you and I'm proud of you, and I hope you will always know and feel this.
2. If you would live up to just a quarter of your potential and realized what was important in life, you would be amazing.
3. You filter and hide the truth to spare feelings. It doesn't work. Because lying is lying. And we all know it.
4. He's just not that into you.
5. I miss you so much it aches. You took a piece of my soul with you.
6. Paranoia clouds every decision you make. Which means you make lots of bad decisions.
7. You turned out really great. I am REALLY proud of you.
8. Stop it. Nobody's buying it.
9. You are like a ray of sunshine. It warms my soul to be near you.
10. Thank you.

Nine Things About Myself.

1. I like funny.
2. I sometimes wonder if anyone really knows me.
3. I would need ten lifetimes to do everything I want to do.
4. I don't mean to be harsh, but I often come across that way.
5. I am up for most anything.
6. I hate my hair.
7. I laugh all the time.
8. I have amazing recall.
9. I either have hyper-focus or none at all.

Eight Ways to Win My Heart.

1. Be funny.
2. Think that I am funny.
3. Take careful care of me.
4. Be smart.
5. Be ambitious.
6. Have talent.
7. Have fun with me.
8. Share my secrets.


Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot.

1. I should be doing something else.
2. Money.
3. Is everyone where they need to be?
4. Am I on time?
5. Can I relax now?
6. Ugh.
7. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep.

1. Set the alarm.
2. PJs.
3. Take my medicine.
3. Brush my teeth.
4. Wash my face.
5. Check on the kiddos.
6. Read.


Five People Who Mean A Lot (in no order whatsoever).

1-5. Tooooooo many.


Four Things You Do In The Morning While Getting Ready.

1. Stumble around sleepily.
2. Listen to music.
3. Wait for everyone else to get out of my way.
4. Check the crackberry.


Three Songs That You Listen to Often.

1. Anything BNL
2. 90s hip hop
3. Quiet sleepytime music.


Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die.

1. Be financially secure.
2. Travel the world.


One confession.

1. I am lonely.