Mar 10, 2010

more open letters

Time for some more open letters........  Sometimes people just need to know.

An Open Letter To.........

LINDSAY LOHAN:  Tell me that this lawsuit is all just some publicity stunt, and that you don't really think the e*trade commercial had anything to do with you?!  Because if you did, I don't even know where to start.  Crazy narcissistic fool.

MEDIA:  I don't care if Tiger cheated or not.  As long is he didn't cheat on me.  So stop chasing him everywhere.  Nobody cares.

SPRING:  Where the heck are you??  Let's do this thing already!!

TIM BURTON:  Stop making movies that make me pee my pants and have lifelong recurring nightmares.  And no, adding 3D doesn't make it better.  It makes it creepier.  Yikes!!

BANANAS:  No worries.  You will be yummy muffins in the morning.  Mmmm.

NBC:  Wow.  You really messed up.  But I would like to thank you for the fact that Conan's Twitter feed is now one of my favorites.  He's even funnier now than ever.

COMCAST:  I'm not buying it.  I think "xfinity" really means "we are charging you more for the same thing."

U-VERSE:  Any time.  Really.  Anytime you want to round the corner and be available in my neighborhood is more than fine with me.

AGAIN TO MY READERS:  Thanks so much for reading and commenting.  I appreciate you taking the time to stop by my little corner of the interwebs.


Kaesmom said...

Oooh... the comcast thing is REALLY ticking us off! so much so, that dh wants to look into switching to satellite. Ugh.

Traci said...

Did I write this? Are you sure? Because I could have. Word for Word. Well except for the comcast thing because we don't have comcast.

I heart me some Conan though. Mike actually wants to drive to Toronto to see him on tour.