Mar 10, 2010

more open letters

Time for some more open letters........  Sometimes people just need to know.

An Open Letter To.........


LINDSAY LOHAN:  Tell me that this lawsuit is all just some publicity stunt, and that you don't really think the e*trade commercial had anything to do with you?!  Because if you did, I don't even know where to start.  Crazy narcissistic fool.


MEDIA:  I don't care if Tiger cheated or not.  As long is he didn't cheat on me.  So stop chasing him everywhere.  Nobody cares.


SPRING:  Where the heck are you??  Let's do this thing already!!



TIM BURTON:  Stop making movies that make me pee my pants and have lifelong recurring nightmares.  And no, adding 3D doesn't make it better.  It makes it creepier.  Yikes!!


BANANAS:  No worries.  You will be yummy muffins in the morning.  Mmmm.

NBC:  Wow.  You really messed up.  But I would like to thank you for the fact that Conan's Twitter feed is now one of my favorites.  He's even funnier now than ever.




COMCAST:  I'm not buying it.  I think "xfinity" really means "we are charging you more for the same thing."


U-VERSE:  Any time.  Really.  Anytime you want to round the corner and be available in my neighborhood is more than fine with me.



AGAIN TO MY READERS:  Thanks so much for reading and commenting.  I appreciate you taking the time to stop by my little corner of the interwebs.

2 comments:

Kaesmom said...

Oooh... the comcast thing is REALLY ticking us off! so much so, that dh wants to look into switching to satellite. Ugh.

Traci said...

Did I write this? Are you sure? Because I could have. Word for Word. Well except for the comcast thing because we don't have comcast.

I heart me some Conan though. Mike actually wants to drive to Toronto to see him on tour.