lather up, laugh it up, and have a colorful day

Welcome to the September 24th version of Thursday Thunks!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 1172007 and the color of the walls in an asylum.

1. Does soap or shampoo have to really lather up for you to feel that it cleaned thoroughly?
You know what, I do!  I hate shampoo that doesn't lather good.  And I love body wash to be all bubbly too.  Never thought about it before, but yes!

2. Do you have a long standing joke with someone that you still laugh about every time you talk to that person?

Sooooo many......

FFR.

I don't even own A gun.....

I don't see the legs!

I have something important to tell you.

If you like that sort of thing...
Walked into a church.  I passed along the way.

We have the same skin. 
Mama, I so tired.

Funny's my favorite.

3. Share something that happened to you this past week that was unusual.

I actually wore a bumpit in my hair.  I had big happy hair.  Just like you are supposed to have.

4. If you dropped a purple crayon and a green crayon off a roof, which would melt faster in the sun?

I am once again more concerned with the circumstances than the result.  Why the heck am I up on the roof throwing crayons off and waiting for them to melt?  I can think of a dozen more interesting things to do up there.

5. You are standing in line (grocery store, bank, etc.), and someone gets in line behind you that stinks. The stink is so bad that people in line in front of you turn around and look to see if you are the one causing the stink. Do you cover your nose, hold your breath, breathe through your mouth or just get out of line altogether?

Well first, I make some kind of squishy face and roll my eyes and make it pretty darn clear that the stink is coming from somewhere BEHIND me.  I'm not taking the blame for that bit of nasty.  I mean, it's not like I'm just going to throw my groceries on the floor and run out or anything, but....Then I start edging forward and away from the source. 

6. If you dropped your cell phone in the toilet, would you fish it out? If so, how much soap would you use to wash your hands afterwards?

OMG - I would be piiiiissssssssssed.  I would be forced to fish it out.  Actually, I would probably force hubby to fish it out.  Then look up the cost of replacement.  And hope to God the sim card made it out alive.
 And of course, lots and lots and lots of soap all around.  (This is all regardless of the state of the toilet, in case that is a factor for people.)

7. Sydney Australia dust storm (clicky). How long do you think it would take you to clean your house after that sort of dust storm?

Isn't that CRAZY???  I didn't even click the link.  An online friend posted picks earlier today.  Everything was glowing orange, even the dog.  Never saw anything like it!  Not sure how long it would take to clean up after - a lifetime or so?

8. Do you think you can dance?

So I think I can dance, dance, dance, dance........
No, I don't.  I feel like a dork dancing.  But love to do it anyways.  As long as I am not being forced (i.e. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon - get on the dance floor with us!!!)
 

9. You are out to eat and someone across the room is staring at you. Do you get paranoid, try to ignore them, or go find out why they are staring at you?

I like to go the stare right back at them route.  It's a classic.

10. Come up with a crazy, wacky Thursday Thunk question.
I hate this.  I suck at it.  But ok, here goes........
What is something you have said to someone that you wish you could take back?

Happy Thursday, Y'All!!!