Mar 5, 2009

scary cats, tom cruise, smiling at sarcasm, and more!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color rainbow and the number 3.

1. This cat- Link- scary or cute?
That cat(?) is freakin' hysterical. And scary. And not at all cute. Please do yourself the favor and clear two minutes in your life to watch the video. Crazy funny stuff! (OMG - it's little rat tail is going to haunt me for weeks!)

2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?
Don't care. Though I would be surprised if she was pregnant again. Who knows what all theatrics went into the production of their first. And that Tom - bat shit crazy he is.

3. Do you smile at strangers when you make eye contact?
Always. It's one of my things. I always look people in the eye, smile, and say hello. It's odd how often it is disarming.

4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all?
All of my sarcasm is sarcasm. Lots of my sarcasm is true. Most of what comes out of my mouth is sarcasm.

5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?
Hmmm.... probably something small and yippy - like a Pomeranian.

6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence?
"When the lights were out, she could see Hollywood Heather shining in the moonlight."
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! It was my daughter's Nancy Drew book! :)

7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true?
Hmm. This is rare. I am usually on the giving end of such a scenario. I'll have to think on this...

8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person?
Nope. I would have died to back in the day, but no thanks now. Total freak show!

9. Do you have a gut?
Sadly, I do. And five days a week I have the will power to do something about it. The other two I don't. :(

10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of?
I went through my kitchen and got rid of everything in that category! Before that, I had a ridiculous amount of spatulas, plastic bowls, coffee mugs, and small appliances that never got used.

11. Ever had a colon cleansing?
No, why? Do you think I need one?


StraitJacketMom (Berleen) said...

Yep, I think you need one... LOL

Happy Thursday :) Mine is up here.

Kimber said...

LOL excellent answers! Thanks for playing!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

"Why do I look like I need one?"....A riot. Have a good one...

Amber said...

Wow, number 4 was way too over my head.
Happy Thursday :o)

onangelwings said...

I like your #5 answer. Some and yippy is pretty much me.