Jul 29, 2009

a bunch of stupid questions by kimber and an all points bulletin for sunny downs

A Bunch Of Stupid Questions By Kimber

Welcome to the July 30th version of Thursday Thunks!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 14 and the color of life. (2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.)


1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?
Dude - I am NOT owning up to that! :) In fact, I may even choose one of you suckas to blame it on! (Ewwww!!! You stannnnnkkk!!!!!)

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?
I can't draw. I am more of a doodler. I would probably start swirling and twirling all over the page until it was completely covered in my purple haze.

3. Do you ever pee in the shower?
No. And don't you pee in my shower either.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?
I haven't. I find the way it is organized too confusing and it is chock full of spam. I just haven't found it useful or user friendly.

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?
I think my answers to the last few sets of questions should show by now that I am a person of inaction. I would probably just make sympathetic faces at the cashier and Jedi mind trick the drunk to move along.

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?
I don't. That stuff's dirty. Of course, once I get it home I may just pop one in my mouth without washing. I can't even explain why that's rational.

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?
Did whoever write this question ever actually HAVE a toddler? Because I have NEVER seen one just sit still for any reason. As if it was that easy..... :)

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?
I do. And she is like a missing person or something, because I can't find her. If anyone knows Sunny Downs, and where she is now, please tell me. Maybe she will google herself one day and this entry will come up! Call me! It's Tosin!!!

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?
Beep, swear, flip them the bird, beep again, tail them for a minute, realize my kids are in the car, gain composure, and move about my day as normal.

Have a stellar week!! Peace out, Y'All!!

12 comments:

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh you are too funny. i love your answer to #1 and a great answer about toddler's never sitting still. how true. too bad none of us picked up on it.

have a super weekend!

hugs,

Lani said...

yep I agree!!!

So you can jedi mind trick people??? wow...remind me to call you when I need a mind trick done....
good answers! L
Bloggin in a fog

Vanniedosa said...

good point in #7! when has a toddler stayed put right? and lol on #9.
brilliant answers to the thunks :) mine's posted here!
Hope to see you there too.

Vannie

I am Harriet said...

Great shower answer!
Happy Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/dont-ya-love-thursdays.html

StraitJacketMom (Berleen) said...

OMG How dumb am I? I guess it's been a few years since my demons were toddlers... LOL

(oops I just gave away 1 of my 2 questions!)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You nailed the toddler question! That's funny...

Hootin' Anni said...

#6 is NOT rational. But, you said it first. Nah, nah, nah, nah...nah!

My thunking is posted below my Thursday 13. All for laughs of course...that's just how I am. I'd like for you to come visit if you can find a minute or two today. Happy wishes come with this comment!

Jodi said...

Great answers!!

~Just me again~ said...

Ive seen toddlers about 10 feet away from their parents, downtown, where its crazy busy...stupid ppl.

Amber said...

LOL@#6
Happy Thursday :o)

Christy said...

Ha! I am even mobile commenting on my I phone! I miss you girl!

Ria said...

Your answer to #7 is so simple it's brilliant!