bringing scratch & sniff stickers to your graduation party

Welcome to the July 9th version of Thursday Thunks!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Berleen, the number 141 and the color of your underwear.

1. Do you tend to have a guilty conscious?
I absolutely do. It is a function of the OCD. I think, overthink, feel badly, think some more.....

2. Do you still have your wisdom teeth?
I had them removed by some hack oral surgeon ten years ago and half of my mouth and chin are still numb. Awesome.

3. Peanut Butter - creamy or crunchy?
Crunchy please!

4. Get up off your butt. Take 5 steps. Which leg did you start out on?
Right. You should always start on the right. Because I said so.

5. What color is your favorite kitchen utensil?
Huh?

6. Did you watch the Michael Jackson memorial/funeral?
Did he die? I hadn't heard! (Kidding.)
I tried to use a bereavement day at work since he was my first boyfriend after all. They said no. Whatevs.

7. Do you know anyone who graduated from high school this year?
Were you invited to their graduation party? Did you go?
I'm sure at least one of my cousins graduated, and one of my favorite assistants at the dance school graduated too. No party invites though. Perhaps they were lost in the mail....

8. White with black stripes or black with white stripes?
White with black stripes. Again, because I said so.

9. If we were to call your 6th grade teacher, what would they say about you?
Who is she?
(I was in middle school that year, had 7 or so teachers, and can't even name a single one.)

10. Can you draw a perfect circle?
Not even close. Not even with a compass or a plate to trace.

11. What was your favorite scratch & sniff sticker scent?
Grape? I have no idea. I haven't scratched or sniffed a sticker in twenty years.

12. What does your sibling do for a living?
I don't know - something sciency?

13. How many light switches and electrical outlets are in the room that you are in right now?
1 switch and 3 or so outlets. And the biggest unsafest tangle of overloaded extension cords you've ever seen. Say a prayer nothing sparks, k?

14. Do you know sign language?
I do. I was fluent enough to be mistaken for Deaf back in the day, but now not so much. Very rusty.

15. Do you step on cracks in the sidewalk?
No way. Mom doesn't like it when I break her back.

16. And the sheets on your bed look like....?
Sheets. The kind you sleep on. Beige with stripes. Or whatever.

17. What is something that everyone else has, but you don't?
Motivation. Care to spare me some?