Jul 17, 2009

heterochromia, a haunted earth, and the dungeon

Welcome to the July 16th version of Thursday Thunks!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 15 and the color of windows.

1. Do you know anyone with heterochromia? Does it freak you out or do you think it's interesting?
I'm pretty sure that picture there must be of Tammy's old cat. I don't remember it's actual name because I always called it Acid Trip. It had eyes just like that, and used to sit on the back of the couch staring at the wall. The cat was freaky. Eyes were the least of its issues.

2. Should a 5th face be added to Mount Rushmore? If so, who?
Do people really visit that? Who's on it now? You know there's like a ton of actual interesting things to look at besides one or two hundred year old dead presidents, right?

3. If you could live on any planet other than earth, which one would you choose and why?
I wonder how many people are going to take the cheap shot - Uranus. Ba dum dum. Rimshot. I'm going to pick Venus. Because I guess that's where women are from.

4. We're going to spend the night at a reportedly haunted location, are you going with us?
Heeeeeeeck no. I don't like the scary. Anyone seen that new trailer for Orphan? What IS wrong with Esther???? I already can't sleep just wondering about THAT. And you want me to go hang in a cemetary or something? Uh, Nooooo way.

If so, which reportedly haunted place are we going?
You'll be sleeping out in a cemetary on an old grave. I'll be at home cowering under the sheets trying to figure out what's wrong with Esther. That creepy little orphan really bothers me. (No offense to orphans. Or women named Esther.)

5. Did you play The Queen's Meme this week? If so, was it fair of The Queen to put Berleen in the dungeon by association with Kimber? (We all know Kimber deserved it, but Berleen?!)
Well, no I did not. Should I have? What's everybody think?

6. What color is the towel(s) hanging in your bathroom?
periwinkle. Like this text color I am using now.

7. Tell us something funny that happened to you recently.
Ack!! It's too hard to be funny on command!

8. We just bought you a cow. Do you kill it & grill it, feed it & milk it, or sell it?
I walked it down the hill and snuck it onto the cow farm to be cared for by someone more able. The rest of those options sound too much like work.
Plus, presuming you bought it at the cow farm down the hill, that farmer just totally scored. Go him.

9. It's 115 degrees outside (46 degrees Celsius), are you able to go without Air Conditioning?
How's that crack you're smoking? Good? Enjoying yourself? Now give me my damn air conditioning and walk away before I really snap.

10. When you visit the zoo do you wonder which animal tastes better with a bit of butter & spices?
Oh my. No. I wonder which cages I can sneak into without getting eaten. And the one's where I'm sure I'll get eaten, I assess how long it might take after I snuck in before I get eaten. Perhaps the lions are looking at ME thinking, "She would be a pretty tasty morsel with some butter and spices....."

11. Dog ate your homework/work papers. Does it crap out Shakespeare, quantum physics, or just crap?
It's going to crap out my fist for eating my stuff.
(Oh man, I can just hear the clicks of the animal activists leaving my site...If it makes you feel any better, I know enough not to own a dog.)

12. We are taking you to a broadway show, what are we going to see?
Take me to see anything you want. I love live theater, music, art, performances of any kind. Just for kicks, it's your choice this time around. Ok fine - Rent! Geez, you're so indecisive!

13. Gunshots in your neighborhood. Pop, pop, pop. Do you go out to take a look, or hide?
Actual gunshots, or Larry setting off fireworks, or Tony's car backfiring? The latter two are much more likely to be the source. I think actual gunfire would catch me so off guard I just may get caught in the crossfire. Shortly before I pack up my sh%t and move.

1 comment:

amanda said...

Orphan looks seriously creepy at almost 50 I might lose sleep over that one and usually the only things keeping me awake are hotflashes and my Hubby LOL. And you're right for # 3 Bud took a bite out of Uranis!